- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
if any of you were planning on proposing to me i wouldnt say no to one of these just sayin
Okay @lisaaaanguyen sit down. Are you sitting? Okay good here we go. There is no part in my life that I can remember that doesn’t include you. You’re the only person I can truly call my oldest friend. You were there for everything no matter what and that’s irreplaceable. You quite literally bring the color into my life and you always have. This collage was pretty tough to make because I had actual thousands of photos to sift through, and thats just the tagged ones on facebook! I’m so happy that we remembered to document our friendship, so I have a photo of every spectacular memory with you. I could write a novel just about the awesome (and dumb) stuff we’ve done, but I’ll save that for another instagram. I love you so much, thanks for stickin’ by me so long, and I cannot WAIT to celebrate with you tonight! Happy birthday bitch ♥
My sweet angel ♥ sorry for making you cry again last night heheh love you! @cecersc2
More So Relatable Posts Here
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up
People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
Hahahahaha all you need to do is take a camera into the lives of military members… There is more than 12 men.