petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio
still, its horrible that movies and media in general gives you this idea that if you’re a male and you’re not attractive you can still score incredibly hot girls by being funny and “yourself” but if you’re a girl and you’re not attractive nobody’s gonna touch you forever
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
and also the “unattractive” girl usually has to get a makeover in order to get the popular guy to open his eyes and see her true beauty
“Doomsday” commentary with David Tennant and Billie Piper:
Discussing a version of this scene where the Doctor was crying. In the end, “Less is more.”
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
In case you were wondering who the guy wearing the glasses in the famous selfie is, it’s Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, Peter.
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
"Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!"
"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
"…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh have you met lillian? #ohh she’s my best friend #ohhh we’ve only known each other for five minutes #ohhh ohhh
Instant Date Prank
this is the gay agenda
“but your opinion was different a month ago”
oh my god, you’re absolutely right
learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable
i’m sorry for not being immutable
yeah, i do lots of drugs. like tonight i took not one, but two Advils because my headache was so terrible from snorting all that cocaine last night
losing everything but weight