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recoverykitty:

 

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death




wonderous-world:

Mt Tasman, New Zealand by 




worclip:

Füüt Hammock by Three Dot Creation Consultancy



lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard


nice-wig-janis:

iconic


laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.


sorry:

Remember when David Karp made tumblr as a blogging site but now it’s full of porn and really lame jokes




tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2


deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans


"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"



Hi I'm Kim. Twitter's @kimmmazing  Beautiful Souls





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